I'm no genius or nothing, but that marlonbyrdishoffer guy writes a lot like Patterson4Prez. I'm thinking that someone had a change of heart when they didn't get the pimpenest pimp in the MLB, CP, Corey Patterson. Marlon Byrd doesn't have the ability that CP doesn, bottom line. At best Byrd is a .300-20-20 guy. Which is damn good, but not CP.