Matt Wieters doesn't need a throwing arm when playing defense....he can just bring a bat and hit out baserunners.
Matt Wieters is the U.S. Military's first defense against an asteroid impact.
The Vatican issued a press release this morning stating that there will be a new text added to the Bible, chronicling the life and career of Matt Wieters.
In the landmark Supreme Court case U.S. v. Wieters, the government will file an antitrust suit against Matt Wieters for monopolizing all the talent in baseball.
Rocinante2: you know
Rocinante2: its easy to dismiss the orioles as a bad team
ofanrex: go on
Rocinante2: i'm done