Welcome To: Villa del Fuego
The year is 2008. Villa del Fuego booms into a huge port city on the east coast by recycling snail carcasses for use as diesel fuel. As a result, snailing has become as common as sleeping with Lindsey Lohan.
Millions move in and all seems to be going swell. Put suddenly, the snail market is going dry. Hunters are found dead in their tents, breeders strangled. The Dave Winfield mafia family
has moved in on the territory, seeking to steal the wealth for itself and kill anyone in its path.
Secret late night meetings at the docks, rapes, pillaging. The town is stricken with fear. Everyone flees for their lives, except 14 men and the heroic, courageous Mayor Dclark.
Unfortunately for the 14 men, the mafia
still lives among them. Who are they? How many are there? Who can you trust?
September the 8th, 2008 AD.
In addition to his obvious sexual prowess, Mayor Dclark brings to the mafia
hunt what few else possess – an “X” factor if you will – his brilliant mind has already determined who among his town are mafia
“Have you heard of Socrates, Aristotle, Plato?” “Yeah.” “Morons.”
Unfortunately, he is busy banging his fifth or sixth beautiful woman of the afternoon. When you sleep with so many gorgeous women, it’s easy to lose count. You know? Who am I kidding? You don’t know.
After servicing all the fine ladies that day, Dclark enters his luxurious million-dollar office, but before he can grab his gun from the third drawer of his desk – three men repel from the ceiling in all black, carrying machetes and baseball bats.
Dclark is able to withstand the barrage of all three weapon-brandishing men for 15 hours, while winning the Super Bowl with his Madden franchise. 19-0 Baby! Unfortunately he has to sleep sometime, and all the fighting wore him out. So he calls a truce to take a nap. The mafia
shamelessly kills him in his sleep.
A note written in the blood promises to kill one townie a night until the streets, and all the snails, are owned by the family. Unfortunately, the mayor was already having an affair with the wife of every person in the town – so no leads on that front.
Before the mafia
can leave the room, they are ambushed. Not by townies, but by a second mafia family
! The F.P. Santangelo Family.
Another family looking to hoard the wealth of this once great town.The F.P. Santangelo
family kills one member of the Dave Winfield Family
, Dave himself, leaving them each with two.
Can the townies find the killers in time?
Cue the Survivor theme music – Boooooowaaaaaaaannnnnnnn! Oh wey oh weyoh weyoh wey ah, oh wey oh wey ah wey ha.
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