StlSluggers wrote: CNN.com wrote: Two-party 'charade' must end, Ron Paul says
"I've come to the conclusion, after having spent many years in politics, is that our presidential elections turn out to be more of a charade than anything else, and I think that is true today. It is a charade," he said.
Paul said a strong showing by the third-party candidates would express the public's frustration with the current system.
Then that settles it, I'm totally voting for Jackson Grimes, presidential candidate for the United Fascist Union.
Here is a picture of Mr. Grimes with his (presumably) wife:
According to Project Vote-Smart, Grimes favorite food is fruitcake, and he currently drives a 1983 Oldsmobile 88 Royale. He enjoys chess, playing the violin, and big band music.
Evidently he never smiles. He probably needs more fiber in his diet.
His campaigns platform includes abolishing Christianity and replacing it with classical Roman Paganism fused with the political system of Fascist Italy. A Pagan himself, Grimes also claims to have played Adolf Hitler on an episode of "Star Trek."