You guys have heard of Project Montauk, I'm sure? This is clearly just another beast who has crossed the rift and broken through the E.M. barrier. Now you know why all of us Strong Islanders are so damn weird.
Maine has a good swing for a pitcher but on anything that moves, he has no chance. And if it's a fastball, it has to be up in the zone. Basically, the pitcher has to hit his bat. - Mike Pelfrey