So this soldier arrives at his new post - a security station in the middle of the desert. After he's been there a month or two, he complains one night to his tent mate that it's been too long since he enjoyed some female companionship. He tent mate confirms the suckitude of their womanless existence.
"You've been here a while, what do you guys do?" he asked.
His tent mate replies "well, just use a camel!"
"Whoa! TMI! You guys are sick!" He says.
His tent mate shrugs him off. Weeks later, they're turning blue, and the man again asks his tent mate how he deals with the pressure. Again comes the response "Use a camel! I did just last night!"
"Oh, no friggin' way man, I am not that desperate"
A couple more months go by and the man is in serious need of some action. One night as he strolls by the camel pen, one particular long-legged beauty catches his eye. That soft fur, those deep eyes, and he can't hold it in any longer. He closes his eyes and pretends he is far off with some creature of a different species, and is delighted to find the experience most pleasurable.
Just as he in finishing up, his tent mate strolls along and catches the end of the act.
"What the!?!?!? Are you totally sick man!?!?!?" he shouts at the man.
Confused and embarrassed, the man says "well, you're the one who said 'use a camel'!"
"Yes," comes the reply, "TO GET TO TOWN!!"