BronXBombers51 wrote:bigh0rt wrote:Pogotheostrich wrote:Ichiro has a lot of nerve. Jeter should give the speech.
It's the last All-Star Game in Yankee Stadium, so I doubt somebody from outside The Big Apple, let alone The Big Continent could possibly understand the implications that come into play here. Derek Jeter is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, and Ichiro is a classless, arrogant punk if he thinks that it is his speeches that propel the AL to victory and not The Captain's will, determination, and pumping of the fist. I've lost all respect for Ichiro.
You forgot to mention his calm eyes.
If I was Jeter I'd start all my speeches as so:
"This upcoming game reminds me of the time I was banging (*INSERT UBER HOT SUPERMODEL/ACTRESS*)....."