1. What is your favorite color?
2. What is your favorite food?
A. Pollo con arroz
B. La hamburguesa
D. Ceasar Salad w/ Cucumber dressing
3. Hitting philosophy:
A. Put the ball in play
B. Swing for the fences
C. I’m generally afraid of ball unless I’m wearing the catching gear.
D. This is a good time to lay down a bunt
4. How fast are you?
A. Not very fast … really, kind of elephant in mud slow.
B. OK, imagine a Merchant & Ivory movie on a Boston highway during rush hour traffic. Got it? Now throw in a two-hour wait to get into Times Square restaurant. OK? Now add a book by Theodore Dreiser and a congressional hearing on protecting the Everglades. You have all that? Yeah, I’m slower than that.
C. I prefer to think of myself as careful … like a guy rehabbing my ACL.
D. About average
5. My parents …
A. Are proud that I have made it even though I am the youngest.
B. Are proud that I have set a good example for the younger children
C. Don’t know my name and keep calling me Juan.
D. Didn’t have any other kids.
6. What is your favorite American saying?
A. “I like to play in the World Series.”
B. “I like the challenge of a new team.”
C. “I’m so lucky to be here.”
D. “I actually know other American phrases.“
7. I made it to the big leagues because:
A. I followed my brothers path.
B. My Mom shoved newspapers articles about my in a scouts face.
C. My Dad looked at me and said, ”Ugh, you gotta be a catcher.“
D. Of my speed and athletic prowess.
8. Best part about baseball
A. Having fun playing the game
C. Wearing the pinstripes.
D. Stretching a double into a triple.
9. People say I look like …
A. A younger version of my brothers
B. An older version of my brothers
C. A middle version of my brothers
D. Brad Pitt
10. How would you describe your running style?
A. My legs have a disease.
B. I run like I’m dragging my entire catching family and all their gear behind me.
C. I almost beat David Wells in a race … trouble is he didn’t know we were racing.
D. No, I’m fast. Really.
Every A is worth 1 point, every B is 2 points, every C is 3 points, and every D is 4 points.
If you scored 0 to 17 points: You are Yadier Molina.
If you scored 18 to 25 points: You are Bengie Molina
If you scored 26-33 points: You are Jose Molina
If you scored 34 or more: You are no Molina.
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