i have drafted him the last 3 years and gotten burned every year. each year going into spring training he is 100% healthy and then he'll hit 17 homeruns in spring training and lead the majors. i'll be pumped and then no sooner than 2 months into the season he goes out with *insert anything from a hangnail, missing arm, torn something, too tired to play...injury*. i've already gone 3 years and not gotten that career year that i've been waiting for. why should i stop now? i'd be livid if he blows up and i let him slip away. don't worry, i won't touch him before around 15. i'm not that dumb.
oh ya, by the way, i live in cincinnati so he's the only reason that we would ever want to see the reds play. the reds suck (i'm from pittsburgh so i don't like them).
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