I've read a couple of good one-liners in the past few days...
Rotoworld wrote:Keiichi Yabu-R - Giants, Apr. 6 - 8:50 pm et
Keiichi Yabu’s status for Monday’s game is uncertain after he hurt his eyes when the elastic bands he was working out with Saturday became unhooked and snapped across his face.
The blurred vision would be a bigger problem, but it prevents him from actually having to watch his team play. Giants fans everywhere will be trying to duplicate the effects by the end of the month.
Rotoworld wrote:Jimmy Rollins-SS- Phillies, Apr. 8 - 8:25 pm et
Jimmy Rollins is optimistic about playing Wednesday after leaving Tuesday's game with a sprained left ankle.
"I could've stayed in the game, but it wouldn't have made sense," Rollins said. "We've got a healthy guy on the bench and I'd be doing more to hurt my team than help." In Philadelphia, that's known as pulling an Eaton.