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KCollins1304 wrote:If you have the realtor's home number, I would call them in the middle of the night. Oh inconvenient for you, realtor prick?
knapplc wrote:KCollins1304 wrote:If you have the realtor's home number, I would call them in the middle of the night. Oh inconvenient for you, realtor prick?
That would be funny, but I'm pretty sure she could get in legal trouble over that.
Some suggestions from the Football Cafe:
* Fry some liver before they come over. Apparently it stinks to high heaven.
* Draw a chalk outline of her boyfriend on the sidewalk outside her door.
* Leave a note in large lettering taped to her front door reminding her landlord to clean up the asbestos.
What are some legal but kind of nasty over-the-counter pharmaceuticals she could leave out on her bathroom sink? Something "normal" but still disgusting. Any ideas?
KCollins1304 wrote:Hemroid cream
AussieDodger wrote:Why stop with the sprays - why not have dead rats lying around if you know they're coming over?
RugbyD wrote:buy a queen-size black sheet and spray-spaint a white or red pentagram on it. get a good amount of candle wax built up at each point on the star. use some veggie or olive oil to stain a portion near the middle to give the impression that past sacrifices couldn't be completely washed out. leave it out in the middle of the common area with the coffee table moved off to the side before a showing. If you really want to get aggressive, leave a large, beat up wood block stained with BBQ sauce or red food coloring in the middle.
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