I can't either. I got her one of those 4 foot tall teddy bears (it's what she wanted) and some earrings for valentine's last year. It's not like I just handed her a card or something.
Or is it that you've just that never heard of Steak & BJ Day? Well, also me to do a public service and educate you and anyone else that might be out of the loop.
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts flowers dinner shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Fact is ...guys feel left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show her man just how much she loves him. No cards, no flowers no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!
You won't find Steak & BJ cards at your local Hallmark store, but that doesn't make it any less real.