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Sobriety test

Postby Madison » Sun Feb 15, 2004 5:39 am

An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on the Interstate
about two miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy
the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was
magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Branson to do a show
that night and didn't want to be late.

The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if
the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give
a ticket.

The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment
on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The deputy said that he had some flares in the trunk of his
squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that
could, so the deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind
the squad car. A drunk got out and watched the performance briefly.

He then went over to the squad car, opened the rear door and got

The deputy observed him doing this and went over to his squad
car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "Might as well take my butt on to jail,
there's no way I can pass that test."
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sun Feb 15, 2004 11:00 am

:-b :-b :-b :-b :-b ;-D

i love it

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Postby kentx12 » Sun Feb 15, 2004 2:29 pm

Nice ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sun Feb 15, 2004 8:26 pm

LOL..... :*)
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