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Postby pjalst » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:22 pm

Santa Groped at the Mall

From the NY POst


December 19, 2007 -- She's definitely on Santa's naughty list.
Sandrama Lamy, 33, didn't need any mistletoe for what she allegedly did to one stunned shopping mall Santa Claus - plopping down in his lap and groping his jollies.

Police said the 5-foot-4 Connecticut woman took the spirit of Christmas too far when "she had contact with his genitals through his Santa suit" Saturday night, one of the busiest times of the year at the Danbury Fair Mall.

"This is according to Santa," Police Capt. Bob Myles said yesterday. "She approached his chair, sat on his lap and apparently groped him."

Myles described the red-cheeked Kris Kringle as "a 65-year-old gentleman who was shocked and embarrassed for himself and his kids."

The Post will not give Santa's full name because he is an alleged sex-crime victim.

Lamy, hobbled by crutches, was on a line to visit with Santa along with scores of parents and kids.

She claims nothing happened.

"I went to the mall to get my picture taken with Santa. I didn't do anything to him," she told The Post yesterday.

"He's crazy. I did nothing wrong!"

She told the Danbury Times-News that she didn't even sit in Santa's lap.

Lamy said that after the photo was snapped, a woman dressed as Mrs. Claus told her to "Be careful, that's my husband." I said, 'What does that have to do with the picture?' That's all I said and I left."

Lamy said she didn't think anything more about it until a few hours later, when she was stopped by cops in the mall and issued a summons for sexual assault and breach of the peace.

Yesterday, the assaulted Santa was back on the job but refused to talk about the encounter.

A professional Kris Kringle - Tim Connaghan of - said he was stunned.

"Santas are not trained for this at school," he said. "We talk about children who wet your knee and step on your shoes or babies that kick you in a sensi tive area. Maybe they pull your beard once in a while, but this is a real surprise," he said.

The funniest part is that you have to go to school to learn how to be a SAnta

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