"Help control the pet population: Teach your dog abstinence."
"Born in colonial Boston, as a young boy Franklin apprenticed with his father, a tallow chandler and soap boiler. And, since we seem to be making jobs up, he was also a fruit bargler."
"If you non-Catholic Christians are upset, well just have your Pope issue a response. Oh that's right, you don't have a Pope. Because your faith is defective. Sorry, Catholicism is clearly superior. Don't believe me? Name one Protestant denomination that could afford a $660 million sexual abuse settlement. I think that Lord has spoken on this one."
2010 H2HWS Champion - Cleveland Clams