Our league name is Ghetto League Baseball, because where I live people act as though they are in the ghetto, but actually live in the suburbs in very nice $300,000 homes.
My team name is the Polish Catholics in honor of a statement that my friend Steve made one time we were playing basketball. I had a curfew of 11 pm on weeknights in HS, and I left one night, and my friends told Steve, "That's what happens when you have strict Catholic parents."
And Steve replies with : "Catholic? I thought he was Polish."
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball. ~Jim Murray