I saw a new commercial for AT&T featuring Roger Clemens talking to his wife when the call gets dropped. I haven't seen it online, so I don't want to spoil it for you. While searching for it I found some other gems featuring our aging ace. Some are odd, others depressing, but all are a good laugh.
The Sportscenter one about Clemens' losing speed on his fastball is unbelievable, because that was made in 1995. Yes, 12 years ago, they were saying Clemens was losing speed on his fastball. And he's still pitching.
"Oh, that Lankford and McGee, the trio of 'em. They're a one-man wrecking crew."