It has just come to my attention that Alou is missing! Probably kidnapped on the hard streets of Queens. He was scheduled to come off the DL about a month ago and then *poof* he just vanished like a Schoeneweis fastball thrown middle-in . Please, this is no laughing matter. If you any knowledge of one Moises Rojas Alou's whereabouts, please PM immediately.
Maine has a good swing for a pitcher but on anything that moves, he has no chance. And if it's a fastball, it has to be up in the zone. Basically, the pitcher has to hit his bat. - Mike Pelfrey