o buddies, George and Terry, are getting very drunk at a bar when
suddenly Terry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Carolyn will kill
George says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,
tell Carolyn that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for
the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually
Terry rolls into home and Carolyn starts to give him a bad time. "You
reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Terry says, "Nowainaminit, I
can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla
drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too many and
he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me
twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"
Caro! lyn looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."
"Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he messed in my pants, too.