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Postby The Kavorka » Wed May 30, 2007 11:41 am

AllStar215 wrote:
josebach wrote:If I was A-Rod's wife, I would actually find this picture much more disturbing.

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Seriously LMAO :-D


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Postby josebach » Wed May 30, 2007 11:41 am

darb48824 wrote:other than jeter and arod who else is in that picture.


Three gay prostitutes, I think.
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Postby nsulham » Wed May 30, 2007 11:44 am

Two of the others look like Renteria and Rey Ordonez. Can't put my finger on the other one but he looks familiar.
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Postby BUCCOFAN » Wed May 30, 2007 11:48 am

nsulham wrote:Two of the others look like Renteria and Rey Ordonez. Can't put my finger on the other one but he looks familiar.


I think its Alex Gonzalez (played for many teams including the Jays and Cubs, to name a few)
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Postby The Kavorka » Wed May 30, 2007 12:07 pm

http://itsasecretsohush.blogspot.com/

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We were planning on running a blind item about a particular ballplayer and his mistress tomorrow morning but a certain newspaper beat us to it. That sucks for us but it is still better than being in the guy’s shoes this morning. Here is the item that we were intending to post :


Always Suspected…Finally Confirmed
This married AL Super Star is not bashful about flaunting his current fling. She flies all over the country with him, with her parents in tow. So, inquiring On the DL fans want to know, what does she look like? Well, she is in her early 30’s and is best described as a washed up stripper (familiar pattern with this guy). She is a buxom blond (that definitely came by way of an infield assist), with plain features, which she does little to enhance. The team joke is that he wears more make-up than she does. Our joke is that a girl’s boyfriend should never be prettier than she is.


Well, even though we have come to terms with the fact that we aren’t the first ones to bring you this story…we do have a few additional fun facts to add for those of you who are interested in this "not-so blind" item. Apparently, the lady in question’s name is Jocelyn. According to our source, she has known and been traveling with the player for awhile [ at least since late March] and his teammates all know who she is. Her parents are even aware of the tryst as they recently flew in for a game with her dad carrying a baby under age 1 in his arms. We are not sure who the child belongs to, but her parents are in their 50's...so you all can make your own conclusion there.

So that is what we know so far. Our information is still rather speculative at this point so pleased by advised to take it as that until we, or a certain NY newspaper, can bring your more details on this hot topic of the day."
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Postby Amazinz » Wed May 30, 2007 1:13 pm

Thank God for Arod. Mr. Met flew under the radar thanks to this story...

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Postby StlSluggers » Wed May 30, 2007 1:15 pm

nsulham wrote:Two of the others look like Renteria and Rey Ordonez. Can't put my finger on the other one but he looks familiar.

Just roll over. Isn't he laying next to you? :-D
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Postby Yoda » Wed May 30, 2007 1:16 pm

Amazinz wrote:Thank God for Arod. Mr. Met flew under the radar thanks to this story...

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Damn he looks wasted!!
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Postby pokerplaya » Wed May 30, 2007 1:18 pm

Amazinz wrote:Thank God for Arod. Mr. Met flew under the radar thanks to this story...

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I just fell off my chair.... :-b :-b :-b
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Postby Art Vandelay » Wed May 30, 2007 1:19 pm

Is this really what sports reporting has come to? Speculation and rumors about a baseball player possible having an affair? Why do people continue to care about who famous people sleep with?
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