About 20 times tonight, both before and during the Sunday Night Baseball game, Joe Morgon described Gary Sheffield as "the most feared hitter in baseball." Over and over, and over... at least three times I heard the his whole reasoning; that Gary Sheffield always "swings for the fences."
It was a little annoying at first. I thought maybe Joe was developing a sexual crush on Sheffield; but then, around 4th inning of the game, Joe backtracked. He decided that Bonds was the "most feared hitter in baseball." But then he said that Bonds doesn't really count because hitters are so afraid of him they walk him.
So now I'm confused. Who would Joe rather have sex with; Gary or Barry?
If you're a battery, you're either working or you're dead....