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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun May 20, 2007 12:38 am

RocketsDWM wrote::-b ;-D That was really funny ;-D


Not if you're Lofunzo. !+)
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Postby teddy ballgame » Sun May 20, 2007 11:45 am

Lofunzo wrote:
teddy ballgame wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:Let me try:

It has nipples but no boobs and a bank account but no money.

A man. :*)


Close. I was going for my GF. :-°

LMAO good one. :-b

(And sorry to hear that. :*))
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Postby DbacksRback » Mon May 21, 2007 11:32 pm

i have 50 apples in my left hand and 50 in my right, what do i have?
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Postby Coppermine » Tue May 22, 2007 9:50 am

DbacksRback wrote:i have 50 apples in my left hand and 50 in my right, what do i have?


Big hands :-b
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Postby DbacksRback » Wed May 23, 2007 8:54 am

haha yup... anyone got anymore
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Postby Coppermine » Wed May 23, 2007 9:21 am

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 23, 2007 9:24 am

Coppermine wrote:What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?


A towel. ;-)
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Postby Coppermine » Wed May 23, 2007 10:37 am

knapplc wrote:
Coppermine wrote:What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?


A towel. ;-)


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Postby DbacksRback » Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:00 am

felt like bringin this one back....
A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?
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