I remember I wasted a starting roster spot on him a couple of summers ago when he was 'supposed' to become the Reds closer.
He never recorded a single save, and old man Weathers is still around today. Too bad, the Cafe had a whole catch phrase ("Belizzle Fo' Shizzle") ready to go if he ever accomplished anything.
You've got a diamond, You've got nine men
You've got a hat and a bat, And that's not all..