Did you already check The Cafe Store
? I know one or two of the links don't work (we will be revamping all of it eventually), but you may find what you're looking for at one of those sites.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....