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Postby Mad'sWife » Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:52 pm

A little boy wanted $100, badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said:

Dear Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

The amount of work is the same.
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Postby Madison » Wed Dec 10, 2003 1:16 pm

Lmao! :-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby wrveres » Wed Dec 10, 2003 6:33 pm

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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:13 pm

LMAO....damn taxes..... :-b
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sat Dec 13, 2003 6:24 pm

95$ off of 100$, sounds about right ;-)

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