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StlSluggers wrote:Art Vandelay wrote:If it was a goat, or a fish, or a dog, or a bird, nobody would bat an eye, but it's furry, and cute, so people don't want it killed.
Dennis Leary: "What are you?"
Animal #1: "I'm an otter."
Dennis Leary: "What do you do?"
Otter: "I swim around on my back all day and do cute, little human things with my hands."
Dennis Leary: "You're free to go."
Dennis Leary: "Next! What are you?"
Animal #2: "I'm a cow."
Dennis Leary: "Get on the truck!"
Cow: "But I'm an animal. I have rights."
Dennis Leary: "You're a baseball glove. Now get on the truck!"
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