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by Madison » Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:13 pm
The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical
help.
He called her into his office and said,"You graduated from the
University
of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus
14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."
by wrveres » Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:41 pm
by Brokentusks9 » Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:47 pm
wrveres wrote:All he needed to do was promise her a 3 dollar bill. Those clothes would have came off along time ago.
Oh my!
by wrveres » Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:06 pm
Brokentusks9 wrote:wrveres wrote:All he needed to do was promise her a 3 dollar bill. Those clothes would have came off along time ago.
Checklist --
1) Plane ticket to Kentucky
2) Sack full of $3 bills.
3) PROFIT
by wrveres » Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:08 pm
Brokentusks9 wrote:wrveres wrote:All he needed to do was promise her a 3 dollar bill. Those clothes would have came off along time ago.
Checklist --
1) Plane ticket to Kentucky
2) Sack full of $3 bills.
3) PROFIT
by DieHardCubbie » Fri Nov 14, 2003 2:00 am
wrveres wrote:Brokentusks9 wrote:wrveres wrote:All he needed to do was promise her a 3 dollar bill. Those clothes would have came off along time ago.
Checklist --
1) Plane ticket to Kentucky
2) Sack full of $3 bills.
3) PROFIT
It just hit me, Its the underwear gnomes from South Park
...wrveres.......
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Sounds like a great plan!