The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical
He called her into his office and said,"You graduated from the
of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus
14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....