Due to the insolence and continued sabotogical procedures of some conspirees, we must now invoke the ommissioners privilege,"Martial Law," Article37 ,Section 7c, Official League By-laws.There will Be ABSOLUTELY NO MORE mock drafts, and under such, Commissioner has again reinvoked a moratorium on the trade embargo.
Any member attempting a trade will be contimplicated through our By-Law process. Mock drafts are now a thing of the past.No more, el finito! Do not stupify the commissioner with acrimonious requests for appeasal by wimpering. Again, find a partner ,or we'll find one for you. We will continue our dilligent hard work for the bennefit of all. If the managers continue with stupidious quotes and smarmy filler, They will be sanctimoniously removed through an open, public auction. You will be allowed to announce your new partnership corporations on "General Talk" up to the deadline, at which point if not chosen, you will be pontificated into partnership whether you like it or not. Don't upset our beloved Commissioner Onion any further, or you'll be in big, big trouble.Thank you.