The perfect breakfast.......as a man sees it...
You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties,
your mistress is on the cover of Playboy,
and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the
middle of the night:
5% said it was to get a glass of water
12% said it was to go to the toilet
83% said it was to go home
(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.