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-"Who's The Boss"

Postby Mad'sWife » Mon Oct 20, 2003 7:12 am

-"Who's The Boss"
A husband is advised by psychiatrist to assert himself. "You
don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show
her you are the boss.
Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice. He rushes
home, slams the door, shakes his fist in his wife's face, and
growls, " From now on, you're taking orders from me.
I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table,
go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going
out with the boys and you are going to stay home where you
belong. And another thing....Do you know who's going to comb
my hair, adjust my pants, and then tie my bow tie???"
"I certainly do," says his wife calmly.
"The undertaker."
We either make ourselves happy or miserable.

The amount of work is the same.
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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 20, 2003 9:43 am

8-o Haha, oops! :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:13 pm

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