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Postby Mad'sWife » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:05 am

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, the
coffin was placed in front of a huge mock-up of a heart made up
of red flowers.

When the pastor finished with his sermon, and after everyone
said their good-byes, the large heart opened. The coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again.

At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.
Irritated by his insensitivity, the guy next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Buddy?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynecologist."
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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:33 am

8-o Lmao! :*)
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:06 pm

8-o :-D
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