My apologies if this is too off-color. But it's a true story and I think that people should know. I think it's walking a fine line of bad taste.
Three baseball fans are on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a drunken female nude and passed out.
Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Mets fan placed his cap over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankees fan placed his cap over her privates.
The police were called and when the officer arrived he conducted his inspection. First he lifted the Cubs cap, replaced it and scribbled some notes. Then he lifted the Mets cap, replaced it and scribbled some more notes. Then he lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, lifted it again, replaced it and then lifted it a third time, finally replacing it again.
The Yankees fan was getting upset and finally asked "Hey, what are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well" said the officer, "I'm pretty surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees cap, I find an a$$hole!"