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Postby Mad'sWife » Fri Oct 17, 2003 4:10 am

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man
and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were
the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the
house?" The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you
she's dumb?" "No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the
dumb blonde' joke emails we've been receiving."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man
reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 17, 2003 11:49 am

Blonde jokes are always funny. :-b
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Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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