When polled, this is what Americans think is going to happen in 2007. You can take these predictions to the bank and cash them.
_35 percent predict a cure for cancer will be found.
_25 percent anticipate the second coming of Jesus Christ.
_19 percent think scientists are likely to find evidence of extraterrestrial life.
Personally, I'm rooting for the aliens. I think I saw a UFO last night. Seriously! It was like one of those big, double-propeller Chinook helicopters, except without the propellers! And, oh, man, there were huge lights on either end of them and this red light was like pulsating back and forth between them. It was about the size of a football field.
Actually, that's a true story, i really did see that last night while on my back porch. Either it was some sort of secret military aircraft or i'm going crazy.
If you're a battery, you're either working or you're dead....