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Definitely one too many......

Postby Madison » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:02 pm

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
minutes later,
a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates
through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk
is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're
scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
flush, something
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...

"You idiot!

You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Lmao! Ouch!
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Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DK » Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:43 pm

owwwww..... :-o
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Postby Super GM » Fri Oct 10, 2003 8:57 am

Ouch! :-D
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