A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates
through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk
is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're
scaring the customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"