Best toaster food: hot dogs
Put it on high and it's like they're grilled. In fact, to me, there's no other way to make hot dogs.
Also for drunk food... cheese toast.... put butter (or olive oil for you health nuts), garlic powder plus grated cheese on toast and throw in the toaster oven.
don't have a toaster oven? just put it in the oven at 300 degrees for 5 minutes. Just don't forget.
I once put a frozen pizza in the oven in college and passed out. When I woke up the pizza wasn't just pure carbon, it was almost a giant diamond.
If you're a battery, you're either working or you're dead....