If someone has the time and desire, I am in need of a new avatar. Sorry, Mook, I know he's near-and-dear to you, but mustachio Mulder's time has come.
Anyways, I'd like an av with the StL letters from the Cardinals' logo...
...in the background with a wooden bat sitting diagonally from lower-left to upper-right in front of that text. The bat should have the word "Sluggers" scrawled on it in the Louisville Slugger cursive type.
I realize that making that type large enough to be legible will require a larger bat, so feel free to use only a bat head in the picture. Make it as large as is necessary provided that you can tell it's a bat head and that you can reasonably make out the "StL" in the background.
Other than all of those highly-specific requests, feel free to use any artistic license you desire.