Absolutely Adequate wrote:Art Vandelay wrote:Finally, retribution for the 9-11 attacks.
Amen to that. Although - and I hope this doesn't make me sound too gay - I do think Saddam looked pretty handsome during his trial.
In fact, I often fantasize about buying some meth from him, throwing it away, then having a completely non-sexual, you know, just two guys hangin' in a hotel room, naked, 'just bein' guys' kind-a evening, during which we might occasionally give each other a hot-oil rubdown or two, in the most manly and hetero way, of course. In my fantasy, sometimes I mount his naked body and ride him around the hotel room, but not in a gay way – in a 'just two guys completely confident in their masculinity' way. Does that make me gay?
Somehow I'm not surprised.