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Coppermine wrote:acsguitar wrote:Coppermine wrote:Man, I'd be happy to go like that; in my bed, undisturbed... I don't need some kind of fancy schmancy burial, and have you seen the markup on caskets? It's like 5000%!
Well, that alone has convinced me cremation is the way I want to go... but I don't want to sit morbidly on someone mantlepiece, just waiting to get knocked over by some Ben Stiller-like assclown.
I want a viking funeral where they shoot flamming arrows at me in a boat.
I've told my whole family... They better heed my wishes!!
I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.
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