Ok, not really. But here's the thing, my girlfriend is obsessed with these horrible fashion shows... when I'd like to be watching Seinfeld reruns and episodes of Cash Cab, I often come home to find her planted on the couch watching shows like the nauseating "What Not to Wear," the vomit-inducing "How Do I Look" and the mildly-entertaining "Queer Eye." But I never thought I paid attention to these. I often took this opportunity to do fantasy baseball stuff or cruise Google Earth. But I'm afraid some of it might be sinking in.
For instance, I have this slightly overweight co worker who consistently insists on wearing horizontally striped polo shirts to work every day. I'd like to tell him that this isn't a very flattering look for a heavyset fellow, but then I tell myself how gay that would sound (and rude). What scares me is that maybe these fashions shows are subliminally sinking in. I've always been able to dress myself, and my girlfriend will not pull any punches if I try to put on something ridiculous. Said co-worker recently got married and I'm surprised his new wife isn't scolding his shirt choices. Even worse, yesterday he came to work wearing a white shirt with white pants. He looked like a hospital working, only his weight made him look more like the Say Puft Marshmallow man.
Damn it, what's happening to me!
If you're a battery, you're either working or you're dead....