Life Cycle Should Be Backwards

[Omaha Red Sox]

Got this in an email and thought some of you would enjoy...

The life cycle is backwards.

You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, go to college and get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

[acsguitar]

Yea that sounds pretty good

[Mugrila]

I've heard no words more true on these boards.

[go_jays_go]

Thats completely genius.

[teddy ballgame]

A friend had this in their info on AIM. Couldn't agree more.

[Madison]

Sounds perfect to me.

[The Artful Dodger]

Sweetness. *singing* I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us Kid...

[The Miner Part 2]

[DK]

Oldie but a goodie.

[Omaha Red Sox]

I'll be honest. I had never seen this before....