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Postby bigh0rt » Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:26 pm

18 Facts About Jose Valentin's Moustache

Jose Valentin leads the league in mustache.

Jose Valentin once hit a double. His mustache then pinch hit for the
pitcher and also had a double. His mustache proceeded to pitch 2
scoreless innings.

Jose Valentin's mustache is 36% gold and 64% testosterone.

Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin to get crumbs out of Jose Valentin's

Jose Valentin's mustache is 53 grit.

Jose Valentin graduated from Harvard in 1992. His mustache graduated
from Princeton the same year.

Mariah Carey dumped Derek Jeter for Jose Valentin's mustache.

Jose Valentin's mustache is 2 months older then Jose Valentin.

It is impossible to cut Jose Valentin's mustache, although Mr. Miyagi
once bent a hair.

Jose Valentin's mustache has 2 children.

A mustache ride with Jose Valentin really means that he can take you to
any of the continental 48 states.

Jose Valentin weighs 190 lbs, with his mustache factored in he weighs
327 lbs.

Jose Valentin's mustache has been mistaken for the Batmobile on several

You can only destroy the ring of power by throwing it into Jose
Valentin's mustache.

Jose Valentin's mustache IS the Loch Ness Monster.

The tides are formed by the direction Jose Valentin's mustache is

Jesus hasn't been seen in 2000 years because he talked crap about Jose
Valentin's mustache.

Jose Valentin's mustache has it's own area code....Japan.
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Postby Amazinz » Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:59 pm

Valentin's stache is the bomb. Has anyone noticed that are large number of Yankees are growing Jose staches? It's freaky. :-D
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Postby gfantasy » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:27 pm

Best Mets stache:

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