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CheeseBeger wrote:Haha has anyone seen this:
Yankees Report That Phillip Hughes Can Bend Metal With His Mind
NEW YORK--According to a source in the Yankee organization, pitching prospect Phillip Hughes is now so awesome he can bend metal with his mind. Hughes is the top prospect in the Yankee farm system and could be used as trade bait should the team opt to make a move before the deadline.
“Not only is Phillip the best pitching prospect I have ever seen,” said one Yankee scout, “he’s the best baseball player I’ve seen. The guy can bend metal with his mind. I saw it myself. He just took this metal shower curtain rod, held it up in front of his face and stared at it until it slowly started bending in half. Of course, that was after a game in which he hit 112 on the radar gun. What a stud. We definitely shouldn’t trade this guy. No sir. Not unless we get blown away with a great offer.”
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