This from July 10 edition of The Onion .... Prior owners will appreciate
"Mark Prior, the righthanded pitcher who has spent the first few years of his career on the disabled list, is now considering accepting a recent two-year, $8 million offer from the DL that would keep him not playing through the 2008 season. 'I couldn't even imagine the DL without Mark Prior -- over the years, he has become the face, stiff right elbow, strained subscapularis muscle and inflamed Achilles' tendon of our organization,' said Kirk Gibson, manager and longtime former member of the DL . . . 'We firmly believe Mark's best injuries are still ahead of him.' "