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Sneezing Disorder......

Postby Madison » Wed Aug 13, 2003 3:28 am

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other on a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man watched and then went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman did it again. Including the violent
shuddering. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed. Again, the woman sneezed, wiped her nose, and shuddered violently. The man could not restrain his curiosity.

He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, and then shuddered violently. Are you all right?!?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare
condition. When I sneeze, I climax."

The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious than before and said, "I have never heard of that before. What are you taking for it??"

The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby cwebb » Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:19 pm


too bad it's not that easy...

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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Aug 14, 2003 8:35 pm

LMAO Madison.... ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Sun Sep 14, 2003 9:33 pm

LOL. When I heard that joke before, it was a guy sneezing. I think that your version is a little cleaner for this site. :-D

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