You guys (I won't say names) have put us (mods) in a bad situation. This thread has quickly gotten to the point where it requires too much post editing. A lot of these really push the Cafe envelope which is why it's getting locked.
Maine has a good swing for a pitcher but on anything that moves, he has no chance. And if it's a fastball, it has to be up in the zone. Basically, the pitcher has to hit his bat. - Mike Pelfrey