Invasion By The Dark Side!
As the other Cafes gear up for the new season, we have searched the galaxy fair and square to add additional forces to the Cafe's command bridge - and we found them right here! So starting today, there will be four individuals ruling the Cafe with iron fists. The noble yedi Arlo V., your humble *cough* kitchen chef, the terrifying WebHamster and - well, him. If you think you don't know the face under the mask, you are... wrong
! But let the new, power-hungry dictator speak for himself.
Oh, and since this isn't Arpil 1, it's actually true!