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Postby Guest » Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:02 pm

Do you need to have a goatee to play for boston? I heard they are interested in Juan Gone but only if he waives the no trade clause and agrees to grow a goatee.
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Postby MashinSpuds » Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:38 pm

Yes, goatees give the players a grittier look so everyone needs to grow one. I myself contemplate each morning whether or not I want to just let the facial hair grow into a Boston Red Sox Goatee. I also think about braiding my hair into corn rows, another Sox staple.

A big prize to the first person who can list all the Sox players with goatees.
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Postby Guest » Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:16 pm

all of them??? What do I win?
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Postby crazybob60 » Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:25 pm

I am bored, how bout --
Manny, Nixon, Mueller, Millar, Giambi, Burkett, Embree, Lowe, Pedro, Wakefield, Williamson, Mirabelli, Varitek, Nomar, Ortiz (sorta), and doesn't Jones have some fu manchu or something. Man, this is sad.
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Postby Guest » Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:31 pm

embree, millar, mueller, varitek, wakefield?
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Postby Guest » Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:32 pm

wow, my goatee list was humbled by crazybob
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Postby Madison » Wed Jul 30, 2003 4:33 pm

8-o The boards must have been very slow when this thread got started. :-*
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Postby LCBOY » Wed Jul 30, 2003 4:35 pm

Hey, what happened to Manny's "Crusty the Clown" hairdo? I thought it gave him more power to right field. :-B
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Postby Guest » Wed Jul 30, 2003 4:36 pm

it's so true. whereas ny has its steinbrenner clean shaven military regime, boston has its bad boy facial hair conformity. sometimes i mistake nixon for varitek and vice versa!
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Postby MashinSpuds » Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:45 am

crazybob60, you win. You get the big ;-D as your prize. Yeah, I know you're probably not head over heels about it, but wow, what an emoticon. Thanks for the list... the Sox do seem to have a goatee epidemic going on.
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