My team name is the Polish Catholics this year. When I was 19, I was playing basketball one night with my friends and my strict Catholic parents had me be home by 11:30. So I left and my friend Jim turned to my friend Steve and said "That's what happens when you have Catholic parents." My friend Steve stopped dribbling his ball, took a moment, then replied, "Catholic? I thought he was Polish?"
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball. ~Jim Murray