Here's the scenario: Randy drills Willis in the ear his first time up and Willis must leave the game. However, in a bizarre twist, every single one of Florida's relievers spontaneously combusts in the bullpen, and as a last resort McKeon himself goes out to pitch. Further, the extra balls are lost before the game, and the only thing they have is a sack of grapefruits. However, since Arizona's lineup can't even hit McKeon lobbing grapefruits at them, they are shut out for the next six innings.
I have Unit and Webb, and have seen the occasional horror of Zona's offense in action.....a little bitter, yeah.
Willis, but not because he's a better pitcher.